Upon handing back first set of graded assignments: Lesson #1 for today:
This is a STAPLER. I have it on good authority that they are readily available at local retail outlets.
OMG – LOOK!! They come in hand pocket size to fit in your book bag!!!
YOU SHOULD ALL ACQUIRE ONE OF THESE FOR YOUR VERY OWN
If you just received a paper from me that looks like this one, it means I employed a…